More Funny Quotes

I guess I just couldn’t get enough of writers dry humor, so here is another list of (hilarious) quotes by some (hilarious) writers.

Long, hard slog today writing the Great American Tweet.
(That was it…what do you think? Pulitzer?)
– Greg Tamblyn

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
– Christopher Hampton

As far as I’m concerned, “whom” is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
– Calvin Trillin

Listen up, Internet: there is no “h” in “wacky.” Got that? THERE IS NO “H” IN “WACKY.” Thank you.
– Dave Barry

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
– Fran Lebowitz

Writing is a socially acceptable form of getting naked in public.
– Paulo Coelho

There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t reach it soon enough.
– William Zinsser

Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. Don’t use no double negatives. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
– William Safire

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial “we.”
– Mark Twain

Well if you aren’t convinced now, there is no hope for you.

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