So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am a pun lover. A lover of puns, if you will. So for all of you who love a good pun or two, here are some puns I picked up that will hopefully make you laugh hysterically in wonder at the endless humor of writers.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I’m not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.
When writing about shipwrecks you have to be succinct or you’ll be sunk.
I will always be disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.
Lets eat Grandma! Lets eat, Grandma! Punctuation saves lives
Why do writers constantly feel cold? Because they are always surrounded by drafts!
Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.
So you are saying a pronoun is not a professional noun?
If those didn’t make you laugh, I can’t help you.
Have any others? Share below!